{"id":2387,"date":"2021-01-17T18:04:48","date_gmt":"2021-01-17T18:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dakotainspection.com\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2021-01-17T18:04:48","modified_gmt":"2021-01-17T18:04:48","slug":"monster-free-home-guarantee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/monster-free-home-guarantee\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster Free Home Guarantee"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>The Monster Free Home Guarantee<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1852\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1852\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/todayshomeinspection.blogspot.com\/2014\/04\/monster-free-guarantee.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1852 size-medium\" style=\"margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-left: 0px;font-size: 16px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dakotainspection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/62\/2021\/01\/Monster-Free-Home-Certificate-300x233.jpg\" alt=\"Monster Free Home Guarantee\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1852\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Certified Monster Free Home Guarantee<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Moving is tough, and it can be hard on children too. \u00a0My son sleeps soundly in his own bed every night with a night light. My son knows our home is monster free. So when we visit friends or family, he is petrified of the dark and needs her light.<\/p>\n<p>New homes with unfamiliar spaces and new bumps in the night can have your kids wondering what kind of monster is under their bed. We have kids too, so we get it. That\u2019s why we are offering the Monster Free Guarantee. \u00a0If you\u2019d like, feel free to bring your children to your home inspection. We can inspect under the beds, under the stairs, in the closets, in the attics, and of course, in the basement, and make sure there aren\u2019t any monsters. We\u2019ll give your child a certificate and friendly monster toy. Sometimes us parents need to be creative to calm our kids fears. This is just another way for us to serve you and your family, and we hope it helps your children make the transition from house to home.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Call Us Today At\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dakotainspection.com\/contact\/\">701-578-8639<\/a><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">To Book Your Home Inspection For A Monster Free Home<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Monster Free Home Guarantee Moving is tough, and it can be hard on children too. \u00a0My son sleeps soundly in his own bed every night with a night light. My son knows our home is monster free. So when we visit friends or family, he is petrified of the dark and needs her light. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1850,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[51],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dakotainspection.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}